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Makemeheal.com’s Worst Breast Augmentations of 2009

January 4, 2010 in Awful/Bad Plastic Surgery,Celebrity Plastic Surgery by Carrie Zender | 4 Comments

Over the past year, Makemeheal.com has found a lot of bad plastic surgery and especially bad breast implant jobs. Although we don’t know when these botched breast augmentations took place, these are the ladies whose implants we outed over the past year, in no particular order.

Victoria Silvstedt

A former Playmate and Victoria’s Secret model is bound to have a full chest, but 34-year old Victoria Silvstedt’s implants are ridiculous. The large space and oversize make them look obviously fake, which could be a result of saline implants from Naturelle or Mentor over the years. Read more about Victoria Silvstedt’s breast augmentation.

Victoria Silverstedt, Plastic Surgery

Lynne Curtin

Real Housewife of Orange County Lynne Curtin’s recent facelift was a success, but her past breast augmentation was a plastic surgery failure. Her over the muscle implants are over the top fake looking, making 50 something Lynne look cheap rather than chic. Read more about Lynne Curtin’s breast implants.

Bethenny Frankel

Real Housewife of New York Bethenny Frankel may only eat vegetarian, but that doesn’t mean that she only puts natural things into her body. 38-year old PETA spokesperson Bethenny’s breast impants are decidedly unnatural looking, being spaced too far apart and too large for her narrow frame. Read more about Bethenny Frankel’s breast augmentation.

Kim Zolciak

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s large breast augmentation definitely give the blonde a fuller figure, but that’s not necessarily a good thing. Kim doesn’t mind looking plastic, saying, “I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious. A lot of times, the people who aren’t talking about it are the ones who look horrible. I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut.” Read more about Kim Zolciak’s breast augmentation.

Lisa Rinna

45-year old Actress Lisa Rinna may be best known for her large lips, but her breast implants aren’t so hot either. The muscular actress looks like she has twin bowling balls sitting on her chest, rather than breasts. Read more about Lisa Rinna’s breast augmentation.

Rhona Mitra

While actress 32-year old Rhona Mitra’s breasts fit her frame and give her some stunning curves, she’s on Make Me Heal’s worst list for showing off her scars, a definite plastic surgery no-no. You’d think the daughter of a plastic surgeon would know better. Read more about Rhona Mitra’s breast augmentation.

Chantelle

Chantelle’s breasts are so over-sized that they have totally taken over her career as a British reality star. For some reason, Chantelle thought Katie Price looked so good that she would try to be the next Jordan. Needless to say, Changelle is on the list for her all too obvious breast augmentation that looks painful rather than sexy. Read more about Chantelle’s breast augmentation.

Amy Winehouse

26-year old Singer Amy Winehouse stunned fans earlier this year when she was hospitalized not for drug use but for a breast augmentation. While Amy may yet gain weight and her breasts will settle in, at this point they still look ridiculous on the skinny singer’s body. Read more about Amy Winhouse’s breast implants.

Holly Sampson (aka Tiger Woods Mistress)

Porn star Holly Sampson reached fame as being one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses. But she probably wouldn’t be such a great porn star if she hadn’t invested in such a large pair of breast implants. Given her weight is only 115 pounds, it looks like most of it is bolted to her chest. Read more about Holly Sampson’s breast augmentation.

Jewel

35-year old Singer and poet Jewel likely got her breast augmentation a few years back. But it was only this year that she began drawing attention for the bizarre appearance of her implants. Unlike many stars, it seems that Jewel’s implants were too small for her natural breast tissue, leading to a puckered and spread out appearance. Read more about Jewel’s breast implants.