Bette Midler still looks divine at 68, but it seems like despite her attempt to engage with new fans on social media, she is still holding on to the past by denying plastic surgery.
Bette Midler took to Twitter back in October to question the world’s fascination with celebrity plastic surgery and also plug one of her favorite causes: the environment.
“I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery,” she tweeted Oct. 22, via The Enquirer.
Bette has usually credited her continued appearance of youth to diet and exercise, but plastic surgery expert Dr. Anthony Youn tells the Enquirer differently.
To achieve her smooth, flawless and wrinkle-free complexion, Bette may have undergone some major plastic surgery procedures like a brow lift and paired it with less invasive treatments for a more natural look.
“Bette looks like she’s had divine plastic surgery!” Dr. Youn, who has not treated the actress, told The ENQUIRER.
“Her nose looks shorter and thinner, possibly due to a rhinoplasty (nose job).
“Her eyebrows are elevated dramatically, a possible consequence of an endoscopic brow lift combined with judicious injections of Botox.”
“Her cheeks look quite plump, consistent with fat injections. I also suspect that she’s had some fantastic treatments to refine her skin, including a controlled depth chemical peel.”
This isn’t the first time that Dr. Youn has suspected Bette of plastic surgery. Back in 2012, the doctor told RadarOnline that he thought the actress and singer had gotten a little carried away with Botox.
“The Divine Miss M appears to be trying to look as young as her look-a-like daughter,” celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not treated the then 66-year-old actress, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
“Her forehead is so smooth it appears to have the waxy sheen of supermarket fruit. This could be possibly due to overdone Botox injections. I also suspect that she’s had injections of filler into her cheeks.
“I must hand it to her though, she definitely doesn’t look like most 66-year-olds!” the esteemed surgeon told Radar.
Bette Midler recently came under fire for saying a number of unkind things about tiny sexy pop sensation Ariana Grande to The Telegraph, including “You don’t have to make a whore out of yourself to get ahead.”
The pop star responded with class, tweeting: “Bette was always a feminist who stood for women being able to do whatever the F they wanted without judgement! not sure where that Bette went but i want that sexy mermaid back!!! always a fan no matter what my love.”
To which Bette apologized with ”About my screed on @arianagrande, all I can say is, “Spoken like a reformed old whore!” and “’Yes, it’s my birthday! And my birthday wish is that @ArianaGrande forgives me soon and let’s me direct her next video…”.
Bette recently released her first album in years, It’s The Girls, a tribute to the female singers that have influenced her work over the years.none
2014 didn’t disappoint when it came to the worst celebrity plastic surgery. From plastic surgery addicts getting even more work done to celebrity look alike wannabe’s, Makemeheal.com had trouble narrowing the field. That said, here’s a look at the worst celebrity plastic surgery of 2014, including the overdone and the obvious:
Bruce Jenner kicked off 2014 by having his Adama’s apple shaved down and growing out his hair and nails and generally setting off ongoing rumors about his newly feminized appearance throughout the year. The rumors are sure to continue through 2015 as Bruce has yet to acknowledge whether or not he plans to fully transition to living the rest of his life as a woman or intends to remain somewhat ambiguous.
Big Ang has one of the scariest faces on TV, thanks to her supersized plastic surgery. Still the Mob Wives star hasn’t slowed down and continued to find body parts to nip and tuck even after breast implants, tummy tuck, and liposuction and also had a Smartlipo Laser procedure done on her arms as well as well as getting Botox injections and major lip augmentation.
Renee Zellwegger sparked rumors throughout the year by attending different events with a new look each time. Thoughts on exactly what type of plastic surgery Renee has done varied, from small things like Botox in her forehead and filler in her cheeks to more major procedures like an eyelid lift and possible facial implants all came under suspicion for Renee’s changed appearance. Renee eventually weighed in on the comments about her appearance, saying, “I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows.”
Kim Novak made a rare public appearance at the 2014 Oscars as a presenter and got a lot of flack for her unusual looks. Rumors swirled that the legendary star suffered a stroke or that the fillers impaired her ability to move her mouth to speak. Kim eventually revealed that she had taken drugs to calm her nerves and also admitted to getting fat injections done. “I’m not going to deny that I had fat injections in my face,” Novak wrote in the letter, per the AP. “They seemed far less invasive than a face lift. In my opinion, a person has a right to look as good as they can, and I feel better when I look better.”
2014 was also the year of celebrity plastic surgery look alikes. When going under the knife, it is best to have the expectation to look like a better version of yourself but the following folks attempted to use plastic surgery to transform into their favorite stars. From Claire Leeson and another fellow Brit wanting to resemble Kim Kardashian to Justin Bieber’s plastic surgery look alike trying to form his own pop group and South Korean model, Hong Yuh Reum undergoing extensive procedures to look like Miranda Kerr, 2014 was all about people trying to emulate their favorite stars with plastic surgery.none
The year is winding down and that means that it is time for Makemeheal.com’s annual tally of the best celebrity plastic surgery of the year. To be a candidate for best plastic surgery, the celebrity must look so darn good that it is difficult to ascertain whether or not they have been under the knife at all. Or maybe the celebrity has been brave enough to come out and admit to plastic surgery. In any case, we bring you our picks for the Best Celebrity Plastic Surgery of 2014:
Robin Wright is starring on one of Netflix’s most popular series, House of Cards. Earlier this year the former Princess Bride revealed that as part of her deal to get on the show, she would have to undergo plastics surgery to appear a little younger. Robin revealed that the secret to keeping it natural is not to go overboard and use just a “sprinkle” of Botox.
When asked about using Botox in the interview, Robin cheekily replied, ““You bet. Everybody f— does it. I suppose I can’t say ‘everybody’ because I don’t know for sure, but come on… It’s just the tiniest sprinkle of Botox twice a year. I think most women do 10 units, but that freezes the face and you can’t move it. This is just one unit, and it’s just sprinkled here and there to take the edge off.”
Jane Seymour is still wearing bikinis at age 62 and admits that staying fit and beautiful isn’t easy, but plastic surgery helps.
Jane has admitted to undergoing breast implants after the birth of her child and also eyelid surgery at the suggestion of photographers.
“It was 20 years ago. I’d breastfed my first two children and things weren’t what they had been. I’d never had a big bust – I always say they had to make smaller implants just for me, but I wanted the shape back … clothes fit and look better. It was a good move.”
“Top and bottom [of her eyes], years ago. I was asked by photographers if I’d consider getting them done because they spent so much time touching up pictures. It wasn’t a big deal. I went out for lunch the day after surgery,” Jane explained.
Brooke Burke-Charvet has never actually admitted to plastic surgery, but as the former wife of a plastic surgeon, she knows the secret to success. Before leaving Dancing with the Stars, the mother of four explained, “If a woman has done a bit of work, you should never know,” the TV personality tells New You in its spring issue.
“Women who do too much scare me. I’m glad it scares me. I was married to a plastic surgeon, so I’ve seen it all.”
Taylor Swift had a busy year of becoming fast friends with every supermodel on the planet and she may have picked up some secrets along the way, including having a nose job that photographs well from every angle.
“Taylor Swift’s nose looks much thinner and more refined than it did when she was younger, ” Dr. Anthony Youn of Youn Plastic Surgery, who hasn’t treated Swift, tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“It looks like she had rhinoplasty, which is the plastic surgery that celebrities have had the most,” says Youn.
“I suspect that a plastic surgeon did a very subtle nose job, making it look as good as it does.”
Jax Taylor is a reality star and underwent his nose job on camera, proudly showing off the results. In typical Hollywood style, Jax blamed his need for a nose job on a deviated septum. Nonetheless, the results looked good, a more refined and straighter version of his old nose.
By all accounts, reality star Kim Kardashian is no stranger to plastic surgery. From Botox to buttocks augmentation, Mrs. Kanye West is said to have done it all. In fact, coming from a family of plastic surgery lovers, Kim seems to think that everyone is into plastic surgery. According to new reports, the unlikely celebrity gifts her staff with vouchers for Botox injections around the holidays but can’t understand why they don’t use them.
Kim Kardashian has been rumored to have gotten extensive plastic surgery before she found fame following in former BFF Paris Hilton’s footsteps. Her first ex-husband Damon Thomas reportedly told tabloids that he paid for Kim to have plastic surgery, including buttocks augmentation and breast implants and liposuction as well.
He told In Touch in an interview: “She wanted to have that lifestyle. She wanted to be what she ultimately became.”
However, Kim turned the tables, saying that Damon gave her money to have liposuction done.
Kim said: “I had to be perfect [for him].”
Plastic surgeons have also supported claims that state Kim has had buttocks injections using fat deposits. Fat injections make an area larger when the person gains weight and Kim has clearly gained weight over the years, especially during her pregnancy. In addition, as a natural tissue, fat injections would not show up on an x-ray. Given Kim’s currently lumpy look, injections do seem to be likely.
In fact, the latest theory is that Kim had fat liposuctioned out of another part of her body, like her legs, and then transferred into her butt to achieve her famously oversized rear.
More recently, Kim is thought to have a few minor nose jobs over the past few years, helping to narrow her nose. She is also a big fan of laser treatments, whether she is removing unwanted body hair or getting rid of the stretchmarks she incurred during her humungous pregnancy weight gain.
Although she regularly refutes insinuations that she receives Botox treatments, other than trying it out once on the family reality show, Kim is suspected of getting Botox injections on a regular basis to get the smooth, flawless nearly doll like expression she has in every photo—whether captured by paparazzi or posing in the bathroom mirror.
In an interview, Kim said, “I’m totally not against plastic surgery. I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the one thing that I’ve done.”
Kim is very taken with herself and ensuring that she has a certain look at all times, which may be why she feels that everyone would love free plastic surgery and reportedly gives her staff vouchers for Botox injections.
”Kim’s always offered free cosmetic enhancements and, rather than spending an money on her nannies, personal assistants, maids or cooks, Kim’s been doling out gift cards to Botox clinics. ”Most of the time they say thanks but no thanks. ”
“The freebies are worth more than $500 so Kardashian has no idea why her employees don’t think of the gesture as more thoughtful.”
Kim has famously struggled with her weight, especially since giving birth.none
Naomi Watts covered InStyle’s latest issue on dished on this and that, including her thoughts on plastic surgery and her reaction to the hullabaloo created by Renee Zellweger’s ever changing face.
46-year old Naomi Watts stars in some of this year’s best films, including St. Vincent and Birdman. Yet despite a busy filming schedule, the Aussie looks great and completely natural.
However, given the option of going under the knife in the future, Naomi says she doesn’t rule it out, but does hope to avoid it.
On aging and plastic surgery: “It’s not easy watching yourself get older, but when I look at two women in their fifties or sixties or seventies side by side, one who’s had surgery and one who hasn’t, I think one likes themselves a lot more and one looks more dignified and graceful. And I hope I get to stay being that woman. But I would never say ‘never.’”
And because Renee Zellweger was one of the most talked about plastic surgeries of the year, the magazine also asked Naomi about her feelings regarding the public’s strong reaction to Renee’s new face:
“[The backlash] was cruel and unnecessary. I saw a picture and I thought she looked great! She looked amazing! Leave her alone! You can’t win can you? I don’t have any judgment about [plastic surgery]; whoever makes that choice, that’s fine.”
As a reminder, since her appearance at the 2014 Elle Women in Hollywood Awards on Oct. 20, Renee Zellweger has been stirring up the Internet with people weighing in on her appearance. Some feel that women in Hollywood face extra pressure to look perfect and wrinkle-free at all times, which means that they go under the knife. Then, they face pressure for looking “too plastic.”
Some thought that Renee looked different from her Jerry Maguire days simply as a result of aging and growing older. Others thought they spotted significant signs of plastic surgery, such as an eyelid lift and fillers and Botox in Renee’s cheeks and forehead.
Renee readily acknowledged the change in her appearance, but never admitted to plastic surgery, saying, “I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” she told People. “My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that.”
“People don’t know me [as] healthy for a while,” she added. “Perhaps I look different. Who doesn’t as they get older?! Ha. But I am different. I’m happy.”
And although Naomi hasn’t been under the knife, she is certainly friends with her share of plastic surgery stars, like Nicole Kidman, who has become as famous for her changed face as for her acting chops. Nicole and Naomi have been friends since before they found fame in Hollywood.
On her friendship with Nicole Kidman: “We really became close when I moved to America. So, yeah, we’ve known each other almost 30 years. We always pick up where we left off. There’s so much to talk about – especially because we’ve both got kids the same age. We talk about everything that normal friends do and also about work stuff sometimes.”none
At 50, Italian actress Monica Bellucci is joining Daniel Craig in the new ‘James Bond’ movie, ‘Spectre’ as a Bond girl—making her the oldest Bond girl in the film’s history. Yet she doesn’t look much older than when she first caught the world’s attention back in the 1990s or even before that. Yet, according to her father, Monica has just aged really well because she hasn’t had plastic surgery.
Despite theories that Monica Bellucci is augmenting her natural beauty with high end skincare products and combination of Botox and fillers, her father tells Closer magazine that Monica has yet to turn to knife or needle to retain her signature full lips.
“Everyone says she has had work done. But here is the proof. Her lips really were that full even at the very beginning. She’s completely natural,” Pasquale Bellucci told ‘Mail Online’ in a new interview.
In the interview, Monica’s parents reveal that Monica has always had a lot of attention due to her amazing looks, which made things very uncomfortable for her as a teenager.
“All the other kids would go and hang around in the piazza after school, as teenagers do. But Monica would hide away, taking a detour through the backstreets and then coming straight home,” her father said.
“One day I asked her why she didn’t want to be in the square with the others and she said: ‘When I go in the piazza everyone looks at me The men look at me. The women look at me. All the kids from school. I feel ashamed”.’
Her father continued: ‘I told her “You need to get used to it. Looking like you everyone is going to stare at you for the rest of your life. You have to be strong.” From that day she blossomed. She became strong’.
It seems to have worked. Despite frequent rumors of plastic surgery procedures, Monica laughs them off. According to the Italian beauty, She said “I’m not afraid of getting older. I’m only afraid of diseases. I dream of being healthy until the age of 150, of continuing to drink cappuccini with my friends and to die peacefully in my sleep.”
As the muse of luxury brands like Dior and Dolce & Gabbana, Monica has probably picked up some tips along the way. In an older interview, Monica revealed that she has her own Hollywood beauty inspiration, “Marilyn Monroe, of course. She was so delicate. Her femininity took on such an extraordinary dimension that it’s incredible how all the other actresses, even the most beautiful and the most feminine, seemed a little less feminine when they were around Marilyn. She was really something else.”
As for her beauty routine, she keeps it simple with, “Gloss, mascara, and day cream.”
A few years back, Monica also revealed her fitness regimen of swimming and yoga and relying on portion control to allow her to eat whatever she desires.
Monica looks great for any age and its easy to see why her parents are so proud of their beautiful celebrity daughter.
Kourtney Kardashian just gave birth to baby number 3, a baby boy, on Dec. 14, the same day as older son Mason’s 5th birthday.
She announced the new arrival and the new name via Twitter, writing, “Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.”
Reign Aston Disick joins big sister Penelope and big brother Mason as part of the most photographed family.
Ahead of the family’s new arrival Kourtney was already said to be planning on how to get back in shape, via liposuction.
Kourtney is the only Kardashian that regularly looks good and stays in shape. She is also the only one that has admitted to plastic surgery in the past.
Before Reign’s arrival, Kourtney was reportedly telling friends that she was planning to undergo liposuction to get back into shape.
“She’s freaking out about losing the weight,” Radar Online quotes a source as saying, “All she can think about is getting the baby out, because she’s dying to get rid of the weight.”
“She’s stressed about it and looking into seeing how soon she can do liposuction after giving birth,” added the source. “She’s trying to see how long she has to wait. She asked her doctor if she can get it done right after baby and they said no. So she was getting a second opinion!”
Just a month prior to having the baby Kourtney tried to one up Kim’s full frontal photo spread that “broke the internet” with her own body on display for DuJour misoprostol no prescription buy Dapoxetine online magazine.
“The nude magazine spread was a front because she’s not super happy on the inside about her weight,” said the source. “With the other pregnancies she hadn’t been as bad with gaining weight and this time she was very cautious not to blow up like Kim. Kim’s issues with [losing the baby weight] made her super conscious of it.”
And apparently Kourtney is also interested in lipo because she plans to stop having kids now that she has three.
“Kourtney is done with being pregnant,” said the source. “She hasn’t done lipo before, but it’s the last baby so she wants to do it.”
Because Kourtney has admitted to major plastic surgery in the past, in the form of a breast augmentation, she seems likely to have a mommy makeover as well.
While Kim and Khloe tend to struggle with their weight, pregnant or not, Kourtney regularly appears toned and fit. However, losing weight naturally may be harder after her third child and she is a little older as well.
A mommy makeover procedure typically includes a breast lift and tummy tuck and a possible breast augmentation. Kourtney has already had her breasts augmented, so she may want to replace the implants or have a breast lift. A little liposuction may help to contour Kourtney’s body, but it shouldn’t be her only method of weight loss after a baby.
Kourtney will likely be flaunting her post baby body before too long and time will tell whether or not she will turn to liposuction.
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It seems that across the pond, people are obsessed with looking like Kim Kardashian. So obsessed that they are willing to undergo expensive plastic surgery procedures to look like the reality star. The Sun reports that Manchester resident Jordan James Parke loves Kim’s supersized overly made-up appearance so much that he has spent a small fortune, $150k to look like Mrs. West.
23-year old Jordan James Parke really likes attention. Good or bad, Jordan wants people to look at him. And look they do, whether on his ample social media updates or when he is walking down the street.
A professional makeup artist, Jordan shares his love of all things Kim, such as makeup, high-end handbags, and luxurious furs on his Instagram.
“My look is all about the shock factor,” he explained to The Sun. “I love all the attention and stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done.”
So far, Jordan has relied on more than just makeup to transform into Kim Kardashian. He has undergone supersized lip fillers, laser hair removal, and dramatic eyebrow tattoos paired with an overload of Botox to make his face extra smooth and his lips extra large.
Jordan says that often people note that he doesn’t look natural and his response is to laugh. He explains that looking “natural” or “normal” was the furthest thing from his goal.
He told the British publication that he has no regrets about his many procedures. “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” Parke said. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
So far Kim hasn’t commented on Jordan’s emulation.
Jordan isn’t the first Brit to want to be more like Kim and willing to undergo plastic surgery to achieve it. Earlier this year Claire Leeson admitted to spending $30,000 on plastic surgery in an effort to more closely resemble the most famous Kardashian.
“I’ve had my teeth whitened, then I wanted my boobs enhanced,” Claire told ITV, adding that she had pictures of Kim and “explained to my surgeon that I wanted to look like this.”
Claire also spends a lot of money on tanning products, hair extensions and sports padded undergarments for a fuller rear end.
While its unclear how Jordan affords his plastic surgery procedures, Claire admitted that her efforts to live like a Kardashian have taken a major toll on her finances.
“My job doesn’t pay enough,” she said. “I’m in major debt. I say that I’m going to pay them but as soon as money comes in, I just think about getting my Kimmy on.”
And before Kim caught on across the ocean, Kris Humphries’ other ex, Myla Sinanaj revealed her own plans to undergo plastic surgery to look more like Kim. And Glee actress Naya Rivera has also been noted to bare an uncanny likeness to Kim.none
Kris Jenner is an admitted fan of plastic surgery, undergoing various procedures at the drop of a hat and showing off the results on her family’s reality show. Kris loves plastic surgery so much that she is even said to have encouraged her kids to go under the knife. Kris’s latest excuse for plastic surgery? Reentering the dating scene after spending the last couple of decades married to Bruce Jenner. Rumor has it that Kris’ new love interest is much younger and Kris wants to be as young and tight as her new boy toy, Corey Gamble.
59-year old Kris Jenner is no stranger to the knife, or openly admitting it. Kris has been having plastic surgery for years, but during the last near decade that the Kardashian clan has ruled reality television with their shenanigans, Kris has stepped it up, undergoing a full facelift ahead of one of daughter Kim’s lavish but short lived marriages and switching up her old breast implants for a brand new pair.
Kris reportedly wanted to look good for Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries, saying, “I needed a little freshening up for the wedding. Just doing what a girl’s gotta do!”
After the procedure, Kris reportedly loved the results and has continued to try to stay fully flawless by using a combination of Botox injections in her forehead and fillers like Sculptra and Voluma in her cheeks, temples and jawlines to mimic the look of youthf but actually resulting in an overdone appearance.
Now it seems that Kris wants to undergo even more plastic surgery to improve her already supposedly steamy sex life with 34-year old Corey Gamble—new reported new beau.
According to the National Enquirer via Radar Online, a source tells the magazine, “She looks amazing for 59, but there is some loose skin on her body, which she wants to fix.”
The source goes on to say that Kris “planning a top-to-bottom makeover”—literally.
Kris’s daughters Kim and more recently, Khloe, are famous for their full and high rear ends and apparently Kris wants her booty to be similarly attractive.
“She’ll do whatever it takes to drive him wild in the bedroom,” the insider told The ENQUIRER. “She’s even looking into the possibility of a butt lift, which she knows will drive Corey wild, since he’s admitted he’s a big booty guy!”
The source went to reveal TMI regarding the reverse May/December couple’s intimate activities.
National Enquirer also reports that Kris is aiming to have her own reality show, just as her daughters do. Maybe Kris plans to spend a lot of time frolicking in a bikini like her younger reality television counterparts and wants to make sure that her body is camera-ready from every angle.
“They were having to create storylines and international trips just to have new material,” says a source. “Kris’s idea is to do a spin-off dating show to find her a younger man!”
Kris seems to take any opportunity for some more plastic surgery, so be on the lookout for a new body.none
Glamour model and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Casey Batchelor has undergone a breast reduction and now she says she is looking for love. Casey had a breast reduction back in August to take her famously large breasts from a 32GG sized bra to a 32EE sized bra.
Needless to say, she still has ample cleavage. Plastic surgeon Jan Stanek performed the surgery and Casey gushed about his skills as she described the procedure of removing her breast tissue and rearranging her nipples in an interview with Ok magazine. “Jan did an amazing job. It’s not just a case of taking out the excessive tissue from the breast. Both my nipples needed to be cut out and realigned so that they were in the right place in my new breasts. “I have lost a little bit of sensitivity in my nipples and both nipples are a little smaller, but I think they look far better. I have been told there is no guarantee that I will be able to breast feed if I have child. But that is a small price to pay for having such a fantastic new figure.”
Casey says she is now much more confident in a bikini and looking forward to going strapless. “Before the operation my boobs were so heavy that I would get sores in my neck when I wore a bikini because there was so much pressure on the straps. “Now I can wear strapless bikinis and enjoy myself so much more on the beach. I no longer have to worry about my boobs wibbling and wobbling all over the place.”
Bikinis aren’t the only item of clothing that Casey can now wear strapless. At the recent London premiere for Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb, Casey sported a flowing strapless dress that showed the model still has plenty of cleavage. Cleavage she intends to keep under wraps until she meets the right guy. “No man has yet to see my new boobs. I hope the first man who does get to see them will be the last.” “I am ready to settle down and hope to meet someone special before the end of the year. I’m over the incubation period for my new breasts when I needed to rest and not exercise. Now I am ready for some action!” Despite being unable to exercise during her breast reduction plastic surgery period, Casey says she still managed to lose weight with dietary supplements.
Casey is currently a spokesperson for Forza Supplements and says that Forza Supplements’ Raspberry K2 helped curb her appetite. “They took the edge off my appetite just as I was reaching for the cookie jar and also sped up my metabolism.” Casey seems to have nothing but happiness with her new body, telling the Daily Star, “I feel lighter and more in proportion with my body.” Now it seems that her breasts are more proportionate, Casey is looking for love. “Hopefully I’ll find one to christen them soon – and I’m hoping he’ll be the last man to see them.” “I turned 30 last month so I really want to meet someone and settle down. And I want my new guy to be the only man who will ever see my new boobs.”none